John Swires

NAME -
JOHN SWIRES

BIRTHPLACE -
HAWKHILLS, NEAR YORK

PREVIOUS CLUBS -
MORE CLUBS THAN JACK NICKLAUS BUT MAGNETS AND RAILWAY INSTITUTE

CHILDHOOD CRUSH -
MRS HOGARTH YEAR 3 FORM TEACHER EASINGWOLD PRIMARY SCHOOL

FAVOURITE PROFESSIONAL PLAYER OF ALL TIME -
ANDREAS INIESTA

FAVOURITE ODIAXERE CLUB PLAYER AND WHY -
ALFREDO – HAS THE RIGHT ATTITUDE, ALWAYS SMILING, ALWAYS GOT A JOKE AND HE CAN PLAY

MOST DIFFICULT ODIAXERE CLUB OPPONENT -
SORRY BUT TWO. SERGEI AND CHRIS EASLEY, BOTH QUICK OVER THE FIRST YARD AND BOTH LIKE LIMPETS

MOST MEMORABLE MATCH -
1969 EASINGWOLD GRAMMER SCHOOL -V- TADCASTER. WE LOST 8-4, GAVE AWAY 3 HOME GOALS AND 3 PENALTIES. I WAS IN GOAL, SAVED ALL 3 PENALTIES

BIGGEST THRILL -
ZIP WIRING AT FLIGHT OF THE GIBBON CHONBURI RAIN FOREST, THAILAND

JOHN LENNON OR PAUL MCARTNEY -
JOHN LENNON

OASIS OR BLUR -
OASIS AND I WONT LOOK BACK IN ANGER

BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT -
IN 2001 SAT ON THE MARKET CROSS IN THIRSK MARKET PLACE IN THE COMPANY OF JIMMY SAVILLE FOR 45 MINUTES. HE NEVER ONCE MADE AN INAPPROPRIATE REMARK TO ME

BEST COUNTRY VISITED - CAMBODIA

FAVOURITE FOOD - CHEESE

FAVOURITE PORTUGUESE FOOD - PORK ALENTEJO

FAVOURITE DRINK - SUPER BOCK (Really????)

MISCELLANEOUS LIKES -
STAND UP COMEDY, WHAT YOUNG CHILDREN SAY ( THE INNOCENCE OF YOUTH), HAPPY SMILEY PEOPLE, PEACHY BUMMED PORTUGESE GIRLS

MISCELLANEOUS DISLIKES - LIARS, RUDENESS, LATENESS, PEOPLE BEGINNING SENTENCES WITH “SO”, PEOPLE SAYING "JARR" WHEN ANSWERING QUESTIONS WHEN THEY ARE NOT GERMAN

FAVOURITE TV SHOW -
THE FAST SHOW

FAVOURITE FILM -
STARDUST (BUT WAS WORRIED I MIGHT BE TURNING GAY)

FAVOURITE SINGER -
JOE COCKER

FAVOURITE ACTOR -
ROBERT DE NERO

BIGGEST INFLUENCE ON CAREER ADAM ATHERLEY, PUT ME ON THE PROMOTION TRAIL

BIGGEST DRAG IN SOCCER -
ANY FORM OF CHEATING, DIVING IS THE SCOURGE OF THE MODERN GAME

WHAT ONE ITEM WOULD YOU TAKE WITH YOU TO A DESERT ISLAND -
SUPER BOCK TANKER

WHICH PERSON IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO MEET - POL POT

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