NAME -
Gary Clapperton

BIRTHPLACE -
Edinburgh

PREVIOUS CLUBS -
Edina Hibs
Merchiston
A few others

CHILDHOOD CRUSH -
Too many

FAVOURITE PROFESSIONAL PLAYER OF ALL -
Johan Cruyff

FAVOURITE ODIAXERE CLUB PLAYER AND WHY -
A few and all very helpful

MOST DIFFICULT ODIAXERE CLUB OPPONENT -
A few not good with names

MOST MEMORABLE MATCH -
England in the world cup where Maradona scored the second goal running through the whole team taking the piss

BIGGEST THRILL -
Diving in the Maldives with friends one dive starting at 40m then went into a kind of cave (dark) came out looking at 4 sharks and no air (false reading due to compression) at 63m, so back up as slow as possible then locked out for 24hr now its funny but a bit mad (66m turns air toxic)

JOHN LENNON OR PAUL MCARTNEY -
Lennon

OASIS OR BLUR -
Oasis

BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT -
Too many

BEST COUNTRY VISITED -
Australia

FAVOURITE FOOD -
Indian
FAVOURITE PORTUGUESE FOOD -
Most fish

FAVOURITE DRINK -
Almost all draft IPAs

MISCELLANEOUS LIKES -
Restaurants and cafes with a sign outside saying no internet speak to each other

MISCELLANEOUS DISLIKES -
People using mobile phones everywhere

FAVOURITE TV SHOW -
Elementary
Gogglebox just puts a smile on my face
The people are not paid to laugh

FAVOURITE FILM -
Life of Brian

FAVOURITE SINGER -
Barry White
and now
Rag-n-Bone Man

FAVOURITE ACTOR -
Olivia Colman she can play any part. I have never seen her in a bad one, or play a bad part

BIGGEST INFLUENCE ON CAREER
Father
One or two bosses

BIGGEST DRAG IN SOCCER -
Ronaldo (big headed pxxk up his own axxe)

WHAT ONE ITEM WOULD YOU TAKE WITH YOU TO A DESERT ISLAND -
At this moment a flight home as desert island sounds like Morocco

WHICH PERSON IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO MEET
Stephen Fry