NAME - Roger Clarke

BIRTHPLACE - Coventry

PREVIOUS CLUBS - Coventry Godiva Warriors Basketball Club, Worcester Wolves Basketball Club

CHILDHOOD CRUSH - Kate Bush

FAVOURITE PROFESSIONAL PLAYER OF ALL TIME -
Willie Carr Coventry FC

FAVOURITE ODIAXERE CLUB PLAYER AND WHY -
Rick and Graham, they always attend my Quiz nights and I take the p out of them

MOST DIFFICULT ODIAXERE CLUB OPPONENT -
Frank the W**k, he moans us to death, should hang up his boots, take cards up and play patience. He can moan at himself then.

MOST MEMORABLE MATCH -
Coventry Tottenham FA cup final 4-2 Cov

BIGGEST THRILL -
Sailing my yacht over Biscay in force 9-10 watching my crew puking up.

JOHN LENNON OR PAUL MCARTNEY -
John Lennon

OASIS OR BLUR -
Blur

BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT-
Saving all my paper round money to buy a model plane, build it, but put propeller on wrong way round. Called all my mates around to watch maiden flight, crashed it into train, got chased off by rail cops, lost the lot and grounded for rest of school holidays - still scarred.

BEST COUNTRY VISITED -
Thailand

FAVOURITE FOOD -
Thai

FAVOURITE PORTUGUESE FOOD -
Porco alentejano

FAVOURITE DRINK -
Newcastle Brown

MISCELLANEOUS LIKES -
Chilli cheese on toast, one of the ITV weather girls, Tommy Cooper, Watching Portimao FC and curry after with the boys (and their other halves) Women's beach volleyball, scoring against Tom when he tries to mark me. Fat slags from Viz comic

MISCELLANEOUS DISLIKES -
Remoaners, BBC, Portuguese drivers, people interrupting my kip, slimmers, liver and kidney foods, Vic Reeves, rubber bits in my trainers after footy, my misses, trying to order 3 pints in my best Portuguese only to be given an ash tray, Frank's coaching and motivational speech.

FAVOURITE TV SHOW -
Married with Children (Al Bundy the shoe salesman)

FAVOURITE FILM -
D-Day

FAVOURITE SINGER -
Jon Anderson (Yes) that’s a band from my school days

FAVOURITE ACTOR -
Burt Reynolds

BIGGEST INFLUENCE ON CAREER
Never had a career

BIGGEST DRAG IN SOCCER -
Waiting for you slow blind f******s to get the ball up front to me

WHAT ONE ITEM WOULD YOU TAKE WITH YOU TO A DESERT ISLAND -
Barbecue

WHICH PERSON IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO MEET
Donald Trump

*Please note that the views shared above do not necessarily represent the views of Odiaxere Walking Football.